Cockpuncher starring Steven Seagal

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     I never thought of Steven Seagal as being someone with a sense of humor. Those of you who have seen the Saturday Night Live he hosted probably agree. That's why I was surprised while watching The Onion Movie when a fake action trailer started and Seagal showed up wonderfully spoofing himself. I felt this should be a movie from an alternate reality.

"Cockpuncher" (2008) Trailer - Steven Seagal

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